Talk to the Remote Control ?

I'm serious, you can talk to the remote control. Simply press a button and do it or record your favorite 5 channels and simply shout them whenever you want to tune into said programs. This may be totally unnecessary, but it awesome to show off at least once, especially if trying to locate a cool gift idea amongst the mountains of trash out there.

The World Floats !

Very simple--round, ugly, standard globes suck; very "done" and not interesting (unless it's a bar globe maybe). Anyhow, these very attractive and actually detailed desk globes float. Some magnetic stuff makes it work, but it actually floats. Simply plug the Levitron AG Globe into a wall outlet and boom, a floating planet.

The world or you...same thing.

Buy this set and float a picture of yourself or the world--as I said in the title, same thing. But seriously, this is cool when you want or need to find unique gifts. So click dammit.

Don't be homophobic.

Believe me, this product looks much better than the picture (not the hanging pictures silly). Anyway, can you think of a more fun and creative home decor item? Probably not. So discard that disgustingly pale photo album and get chic.

Stop bothering her!

Your girlfriend, wife, whatever hates trying to go to sleep with the television on and you hate watching the game on near mute. Stop going through that crap and purchase this super convenient TV headphone. They are wireless and allow you to hear whatever you want at whatever volume you want. Just do it.

Watch Out!

You can't tell me these things aren't cool & useful during those quiet nights where you're hungry / thirsty, but can't afford to wake anyone up. Of course you can't, they're super cool! Especially if you need a creative present for one of your little sisters upcoming B-days.

Rock out with your cock out !!!

This thing is pretty quirky, you've got to agree. I admit I don't see tons of people legitimately using it, but it does create an impression. Don't you dare touch my Ipod! I know where you're hands have been!