Don't be homophobic.

Believe me, this product looks much better than the picture (not the hanging pictures silly). Anyway, can you think of a more fun and creative home decor item? Probably not. So discard that disgustingly pale photo album and get chic.

Stop bothering her!

Your girlfriend, wife, whatever hates trying to go to sleep with the television on and you hate watching the game on near mute. Stop going through that crap and purchase this super convenient TV headphone. They are wireless and allow you to hear whatever you want at whatever volume you want. Just do it.

Watch Out!

You can't tell me these things aren't cool & useful during those quiet nights where you're hungry / thirsty, but can't afford to wake anyone up. Of course you can't, they're super cool! Especially if you need a creative present for one of your little sisters upcoming B-days.

Rock out with your cock out !!!

This thing is pretty quirky, you've got to agree. I admit I don't see tons of people legitimately using it, but it does create an impression. Don't you dare touch my Ipod! I know where you're hands have been!